"O hai dere. I don't fake the funk! My cat recently died. He was so awesome. Sheesh. I hope you're up there in cat heaven, buddy! Oh man I love Mexican beer so much. Maybe because I'm a Mexican Jew. Do they make Jewish beer? I bet its gross like that Manischewitz wine. Makers Mark is my favorite whisky. I like to sing. I write about movies for a living. Blah, blah, blah!"
I'm laughing so hard that I'm having trouble typing this. I'm sure this is just place-filler, since he only joined the site yesterday, but still…
New Thoughts
3 years ago
3 comments:
You know, I actually kinda like that guy.
By the way, they do make Jewish beer. It's called He-brew.
Ha, I was going to mention HeBrew. But a Mexican Jew who reviews movies sounds pretty cool (although a little manic).
That is a wonderful stream-of-consciousness rant. I wonder if he was under the influence of something when he wrote that?
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